Spring is here! As I always used to say: "I like spring the best because of all the scenery.' (and then I would leer at a cute girl walking by.) (remember, this was in the days when me leering at cute girls was merely annoying, and not harassment.)
I was walking behind some scenery on the way into work this morning, and lo, she spoke to me! "Days like this make it hard to go into work!" I agreed, made an insipid comment about "at least i'll be able to sit near someone with a window," and we continued our conversation on our (too short!) trip up the elevator.
I do loves me some spring.