EverBabe: As soon as your momma leaves, and you have a chance, read this diatribe about olives. Link to Funny Jason Mraz journal entry
At one point, he calls them "chubby little vinegar-pea"s. Heh.
I suppose, fair reader, that even were one *not* EverBabe, it might be worth reading. PS - if a fair amount of time has gone by since I originally posted this, it's the journal entry for Tuesday, March 22.