2) He is a kid, and therefore is very familiar with the taste of his boogs. I try to gently steer him away from eating them, but only have about a 20% success rate. C'est la vie, amirite? However, he recently came up to me with a concerned look.
"Daddy, you know how boogs taste good?"
"Well, EAR boogs are YUCKY."
"Neither do TOE boogs. Like THIS." (and proceeded to clean out some of the funk from between his toes.)
"Well, buddy... maybe you shouldn't eat them?"
"That's a good idea, Daddy."
I've since learned that Eye boogs taste ok, salty and crunchy.