Monday, October 31, 2005

wedding bathroom supplies - Yahoo! Search Results

This is a re-visit episode of my blog, where we talk about the funny websearches that people have performed that led them to my blog. Previous iterations are located here and here. Number 2 for married Number 36 for Pictures of pennys,nickels and dimes

Dogpile: Number 12 for what does g.i.l.f. mean?

And thanks again to KayRay for the original forward: Top of the list for "wedding bathroom supplies

Wanna See My Boobees?

Don't worry - SFW

Two Funny Things (only one hairstyle related)

Alrighty: in checking my email this AM and weeding through the spam, I was intrigued by one of the subject lines: "We can change your relationship. chloroform." I felt like responding, saying "while it is true that my relationship may need some help, I don't feel like I am at the chloroform stage yet. But try me again in a few weeks."

The other thing is about my new low maintenance haircut: Went in to the Turkish mob dry-cleaners downstairs in my building with a load of shirts. He said: "Oh. You work at Porsche?"

Not yet, but it's nice that I could with my new, shiny head.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Lone Star Statements; or Amazon rankings of Time's 100 Best Novels

Thanks to Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics for tonight's link which reminds us that, no matter how good a book is, someone at Amazon will rank it one star. - Foxlife - Out There - Stickup Turns Stink-Up

Amusing vignette about a poor schmoe who couldn't even hold up a guy in a parking lot:

"After holding up a man in a parking lot on Sunday, a robber was hit five times by two vehicles, first by what cops think was the stickup man's own getaway driver and four more times by another car apparently driven by a woman who knew the 33-year-old victim, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel."

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Sean's 2005 Halloween

OK - Let's play a game; differentiation is *fun!* What's different in the two photos below?

Me at the beginning of KayRay's partay:

Me at the end of KayRay's partay:

There were at least two major differences: did you spot them? Comments welcome.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Harriet Miers's Blog...

I am just sad I didn't find Harriet Meirs' blog *before* she pulled the plug.

As with Vader's blog, you may want to read some of the comments!!!

Some of them are hiLARious

Wednesday, October 19, 2005


Specifically because KayRay asked, but also because I can't believe you all haven't heard of this site.

This is a site providing you with free, legal MP3s of a podcast (internet broadcast) show 'covering' all musical things "cover."

For instance, Episode 137 that I am listening to right now is playing Dolly Parton covering "Stairway." Yes, *that* "Stairway."

Wow. Anyhoo - enjoy!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

EverBabe sells a house (almost), or How much is TOO much Windex?

I likes me the story of the... unexpected tenent.

mathaeis: It's hunting ducks!

If you were a child in the 80's - you'll appreciate this link. From a crazy person.

Thanks to KayRay for this Nintendo homage.

SuperMark & SeanJr: Separated at birth - by 35 years

so: nice father/son linkage.... with photos!

Friday, October 14, 2005 - dinosaur comics - August 29th 2005

SuperMark - Number one - this comic is you.

Number 2 - EverBabe is gonna make you clean up SeanJr's squished apples. Be warned.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

SPOILER - Serenity in 2000 Words or Less - SPOILER

This will be both uninteresting and a huge SPOILER if you haven't seen Serenity yet.

If you have, you'll love it.


Monday, October 10, 2005

It's all in the trailer -

OR: how to turn an american horror masterpiece into a coming-of-age story.

Let me know if you have troubles watching this video.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Funny one-liner about new Papal recruiting rules.

"If the pope is looking to find non-gay men who don't like to have sex with girls, then godspeed to him. But, if he's looking for suggestions, then I say he should start advertising heavily at comic book and D&D shops nation-wide. Most of these guys aren't gay, can't get girls, and are interested in fictional stories of good v. evil.

Frankly, that's the best Benedict is going to do."

Monday, October 03, 2005

Giant Squid - Don't mess with them.

Two Slate Articles for Swoopy. Swoopy - if you are reading these: good. They are for you.

The other article is below. Or beside. Either way - still for Swoopy. Intelligent design isn't just your great-grandpa's creationism, they contend. Instead, it fills in the myriad "gaps" and "problems" in Darwin's theory of evolution with an unnamed, omnipotent "designer." (Hint: His name rhymes with "Todd.")

Note - not responsible for your keyboard if you read and are not Swoopy. Is all I am saying.