The other day, the younger members of ASCE and the Atlanta chapter of MENSA graded MathCounts (a sorta Mathlympiad for middle schoolers.) It was fun seeing all of the dorky nerdlets (who will one day be my boss, I'm sure.) However, one of the kids must have had a little extra time, for his/her scratch paper had "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." K. had never heard of that before, so the following link is for her:
Link to all your base

This other link: just a little inappropriate for work. But one of the more interesting ways to get out of a paternity suit I've heard of. Link Guy, want my opinion? Go ahead and pay the $200 a month - you're a frickin' DOCTOR.