I'm pretty sure at least some of these are at least mildly not appropriate for work, however timely they may be:
1) Has the heat wave hit your city?
2) Should steroids be banned from all sports?
3) Do you take work/laptop with you on vacation?
4) Will you see Mel Gibson's next movie?
And the final question:
If you could have lunch/dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
What's *your* answer to this last one?
(I went with my old standard: Mel Gibson & Jesus. You know… for laughs. )