So: Was looking at the E-vite to my par-tay this afternoon with a friend.
Friend: "I'm not even going to ask who half of these people are."
Me: "you should be able to guess at least ONE of those people; P-Dogg works in that office over there." /gesture at nearby office.
Friend: Brief pause, then "....Dennis?" (Pat's officemate)
Me (skeptical look) "Don't you mean Puh-Dennis? Or Puh-Theresa? (unless it's one of those silent 'p's that i have been hearing so much about. Or rather, *not* hearing so much about.) "
Friend: (bashfully) "Ah. P-Dogg is *Pat*."
Yes Virginia... P-Dogg is Pat.