Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Baby names in the Georgia

Inappropriate chat log from work:


(anon_friend): Baby names in Georgia
(me): ones that I don't understand
SEAN Boy 3,139
SEANNA Girl 24
SEANA Girl 19
SEAN Girl 12
BLAZER 2 - poor child
...it's a family name CHLORINE 1

(anon_friend): I like chlorine that is nice
but things like this
SALTRESEYIAH
TOTally epidural induced made up name, right?

(me): There are almost half as many RAVEN's as SEAN’s?
RAVEN 1,572

(anon_friend): duh that's so raven is a show

(me): (including 46 boys!)

(anon_friend): whoe

(me): !!

(anon_friend): my dad would like KEITHLYN
he always suggests somethin silly like keitharina for a girls name
18 girls named LABRIA
THAT Is wrong

(me): 2 SANGRIAs
6 MIGNON's
and 1 ICE
(ice, baby)

(anon_friend): CLIFFANY
(2)

(me): MNSA-MERIMT-F-NRA
(only 1, though)

(anon_friend): CLETWAN
MENSAH (2)
SHITERIA

(me): KING MARVELOUS (1)

(anon_friend): SHITIYAU

(me): TITILOPE
TITANYONNA
!!!

(anon_friend): THAT is nutzs

(me): (poor, poor girl

(anon_friend): NUTE
71 rhea

(me): QUEEN'S
(apostrophe)

(anon_friend): 1 girl named MANATEE
may as well name her whale

(me): :(
booo

(anon_friend): FAT KIT
wtf

(me): FARTUN Girl 7
FARTOON Girl 1
FARTREZE D'ANGELIC Boy 1
FARTUNA Girl 1
fartuna
...really?

(anon_friend): THat is hilarious

(me): LEMONTRAVIOUS

(anon_friend): aren't there laws about this stuff
When life gives you lemons
make lemontravious

(me): HAH

(anon_friend): FOURGITA
CUNECHIA

(me): PENISHA Girl 1

(anon_friend): NO

(me): YES

(anon_friend): WAY

(me): WAY
..."mommy...where did i come from"

(anon_friend): That should be illegal

(me): ..."Well, Penisha"
"funny story"

(anon_friend): Penis HA

(me): LNDIA Girl 1
Linda?
you think?>

(anon_friend): (My cousin the teacher) would always tell me about the crazy kids names like the kid whose name was Jihad Jesus or something

(me): 35 boys named JIHAD
and 1 girl JIHADA

(anon_friend): no OBAMA

(me): SQUIRDARIEN

(anon_friend): YODAH

(me): 14 OSAMA’s
1 BARACK
(prob a lot more next year)
and feel sorry for the one boy HILLARY

(anon_friend): oooh yeah

2 comments:

JodyTheBad said...

Hahah, I love it. "When life gives you lemons make lemontravious"

That's my new motto.

swoopy said...

I'm behind on your blog - obvious - however I'm pretty sure that I'm going to rename our new dog lemontravious, or my ficus - haven't decided. Also - did you check for "Starbuck"? 'Cause - you know you would.