I am trying to choose between two:
• Who made up the rule that if you wore a shirt all day, went home, and washed it, you can't wear it the next day?and
• I have been accused of assault in Ohio. The woman fell over a box in the hall backward, and my brother opened the door, saw her lying there, and started hitting me. I got him down and held him down. It was all over a fight concerning my niece. What do you think will happen?
There are some doozies in there, though.