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True story - I had one cousin who was at the wedding (his wife is a sorority sister) and one more who finished a bottle of vodka with the twins when they were teenagers.
Sean's attempt at a clever update on his life. Sometimes a little more personal than people might hope for, but I usually try to end with a fun link/story. (if you want to make my day, go ahead and comment on any story that you find interesting .)