The last one was a little depressing. I'll update you with a posting from one of my all time favorite posts, The Urban Legend Reference Page at www.snopes.com . I can't begin to count the hours i wasted, punching the Randomizer......
From Justin, my hard-drinking, fun-loving male friend. http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/bigburger.asp
Ye Old 96er.